padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard



joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh



itfeelspersonal:

wedding vows: You’re not sebastian Stan or Chris Evans but ok



disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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1 day ago on 18 Sep, 14 | 175147 notes via crunchier - © kohwala

iron-imperialist:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

I don’t think we have a word in English for how fired this guy is.

iron-imperialist:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

I don’t think we have a word in English for how fired this guy is.



"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"  - Mark Twain (via feellng)


1 day ago on 18 Sep, 14 | 2586 notes via ckings - © feellng

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.


1 day ago on 18 Sep, 14 | 61597 notes via clavid - © top-model

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy



ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it



ghostsandshadows:

Eric Galtier© 2014

ghostsandshadows:

Eric Galtier© 2014


2 days ago on 17 Sep, 14 | 2 notes via ghostsandshadows

ahedgehogslife:

Tribute to Robin Williams
"1951 dash 2014. It’s not the dates that count, it’s the dash"

ahedgehogslife:

Tribute to Robin Williams

"1951 dash 2014. It’s not the dates that count, it’s the dash"


2 days ago on 17 Sep, 14 | 2 notes via ahedgehogslife


2 days ago on 17 Sep, 14 | 35 notes via 9x25

A day with my period. 

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.


penguintim:

Don’t worry, Glee taught me everything I need to know on how to be an ally to The Gays™ :)