easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time



"Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer."  - By Oscar Wilde (via hush-syrup)


2 weeks ago on 4 Jul, 14 | 39 notes via hush-syrup

"It was about forgetting. Every day she wanted to forget something she’d learned."  - From The A & P by Minnie Bruce Pratt (via hush-syrup)


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oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.



hellishbound:

the king of sass bow down



nerdsandgamersftw:

Superhero Watercolors

By Blule | Full Gallery



runningintotheriver:

awjeez:

My new make-up bag arrived in the post the other day.

Yeah, I need this more than anything right now.

runningintotheriver:

awjeez:

My new make-up bag arrived in the post the other day.

Yeah, I need this more than anything right now.



buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/



superwholock-geek:

superwholock-geek:

So superwholocks, if the case of an apocalypse happens one day, I would like to know who I can contact so just reblog this and I write down your URL

Okay, I didn’t expected so many people to help me when something happens, so I’m going to make a site on my blog, with every one of you :) 

superwholock-geek:

superwholock-geek:

So superwholocks, if the case of an apocalypse happens one day, I would like to know who I can contact so just reblog this and I write down your URL

Okay, I didn’t expected so many people to help me when something happens, so I’m going to make a site on my blog, with every one of you :) 



precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden